Jason - Men vs. Women

Miracle Max's Tale

“If dead, go through his clothes and look for change.”
To Max, the man he bellowed croaked, “T-r-u-e L-o-v-e.”
Said Inigo, “True Love!” in voice less strange.
“To Blave, which means to bluff,” lied Max thereof.
“He cheated, probably while playing cards.”
The little old lady then storms the room,
With aged hands in air and teeth like shards.
“You Liar, Liar,” red, the woman fumed.
Retorting, angry shout, “Get Back! You Witch!”
“I’m not a Witch. I am your wife!” says she.
The thoughtless words flyout, a wild pitch,
“Perhaps, from Mrs. Max to Valerie!”
Quipped Max, “Never did you have it so good!”
“But words True Love, not blave, were understood!”

And with a wave, “Don’t say another word!”
“Prince Humperdinck had fired him; the shame.”
“That moniker should not again be heard.
You promised you would not pronounce that name!”
She jeers, “Prince Humperdinck! Prince Humperdink!”
He turns and shouts, “I am not listening!”
“True love, it stills, and you just let him sink?”
“O Valerie, I’m not hearing nothing”
With wild eyes, “Prince Humperdinck!” she breaks.
“Heal him! And then the Prince can not be wed!”
To Inigo, “So, Humperdinck then aches?”
“Insults galore! Her man no longer dead!”
Then Max, “Now that’s a job that I will do”
In wifely victory she gives a “Woo!”