Friday, December 1, 2017

A,B,C's of Community



A,B,C's of Disney

A is for Aladdin, a celebrated thief, that given a chance the guests' wallets would relieve.

B is for Briar patch, of Song of the South fame, a movie now placed in the Hall of Shame.

C is for Castle with an apartment within, the one thing not bought, but just have to win.

D is for Dole Whip, a pineapple treat, without it no trip here is considered complete.

E is for Emporium, your first and last store, when leaving the park and you want one thing more.

F is for Fireworks, which light up the sky, the end of each night, a pyrotechnic goodbye

G is for Gaston, so strutting and proud, his bragging and posing keep drawing a crowd.

H is for Hercules, who also has a jaw is so square, but also seems slightly mentally impaired.

I is for Island, Tom Sawyer's retreat, and water surrounding, an odor excretes.

J is for Jasman, Aladdin’s desire, who in the real world she never would hire.

K is for Kingdom, the home of a mouse, where you can stay, for the price of a house.

L is for Laughing Floor, where jokes are stale, and walking out is like making bail.

M is for Mansion, with its famous bride, where Disney showcases fun homicide.

N if for Nala, Simba’s fling, Seen only at Festival of the Lion King.

O if for Once Upon a Time, a street clogging show, inviting a crime.

P is for Pirates, another dark ride, when we see an auction where you can buy a bride.

Q is for Queen’s, Evil and Heart, feminine villains, a natural part.

R is for Railroad, which you can ride round and round, but it’s fun to tell guests that a drop will take them down.

S is for Space Mountain, a coaster I dreaded, because if you stand up, you’ll be beheaded.

T is for Tiki Room, a tragic display, even remolded, you should just stay away.

U is for Ursula, a park humanitarian, to wild Ariel, she was the only disciplinarian.

V is for Violet, a daughter so demure, she is there every day, you just can’t see her.

W is for Wishes, which is told by a cricket, whose complexion is green, but I think they should fix it.

X is for Xylophone, played by Rex in Toy Story, when they brought him to DInosaur, they made him more gory.

Y if for Ye, Olde Christmas Shoppe, just one more way, my bank account drops.

Z is for Zanzibar Trading Company, with Arabian gifts, but your wallet is empty, so elsewhere you'll drift.

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